Tell them for me

I was a fan of the short-lived Tom Green talk-show, in which occasionally a random audience member would be chosen for Tom to make a phone call - for instance, a girl got a tattoo and he told her mother, who was shocked (most phone calls were more interesting but alas harder to explain).

I think this would make a good telephone service in general. Break up with girl/ boyfriends, deliver unwelcome news, cancel dinner plans, and more without having to face that dreaded phone call.

It would double as a way to do phone trees - simply supply a message and the phone numbers to call and it will simultaneously contact each person, without you having to stay on the line and deal with each individual.