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Or you could coat the gum with teflon... mmmmm... tasty... |
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Actually, the Teflon would just make it even easier for the gum to come off onto your pants. I recommend you just skip school and avoid the problem entirely. |
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[I would suggest that schools provide special gum depositories, except that when the NYC subway tried this, with a helpful target, the gum ended up everywhere except in the bin.] |
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I don't think these teflon ideas are passing the old breeder test. Teflon + noun != million dollar idea. |
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And now I will make this piece of Teflon disappear... <poof of smoke> (choke, choke, hack, Teflon fumes, choke, choke) <Talen promptly dies, and there is much rejoicing
yay. |
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