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Everyone hate’s soap scum and it’s a problem, which is very hard to stop, and a pain to clean it off when it builds up. Therefore I propose the Teflon tub. A bathtub with a non-stick Teflon coating. Thee scum can’t stick to the sides and thus doesn’t build up but just washes away. Problem solved.
Dimpled Teflon thing
http://www.halfbake...0Table_20Protectors
[egbert, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Bond Girl Urban Legend
http://www.snopes.c.../films/goldfing.htm
Somewhat off-topic, but related to [talen]'s own reference in the discussion thread. [cswiii, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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I'd rather it stuck on the tub than my skin. Plus, it's hardly difficult to clean off soap scum. Have you never heard of Jif? Sorry, Cif. |
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You still have to scrub. Maybe I should stop using Flash. I've actually come up with an amusing advert for them that involves the changing of the words in the Queen song Flash.
Flash
Arha
Multipurpose cleaner… |
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And besides soap scum just rubs off with your dead skin when you get dried. |
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Fair enough. You have someone who dries you? Is it a Swedish bathroom assistant? I could do with one of those. Think I might need a Teflon tub then, if you know what I'm saying. |
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Hm...extra slippery bath tub. |
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Extra big hey. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Innuendos are fun. |
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You would probably slip and fall in your teflon tub, likely chipping one of your teflon teeth. |
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<Tweety>He don't know me vewy well, do he?</Tweety>
I guess I should be less oblique. That was intended as a safety concern, [talen]. |
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I see. Well we could put some of those bumpy bath mats in to give it extra grip. |
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And how would they stick to the non-stick surface? Perhaps a dimpled surface would prevent ankle slide, as per my non-stick coaster <link>. |
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It would have to be a Teflon coated bumpy bathmat or soap scum’s gonna stick to it. |
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It could be built into the bath shape and then coated with teflon. |
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How about a teflon coated me? No need for soap, the dirt just slides off! |
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But then you'll die of skin suffocation just like that bond girl in gold finger. Dexter tried this in Dexter's laboratory. It was a disaster. |
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I don't know. I just like the way it sounds, come on say it with me...Telfon, Teflon... |
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The Bond Girl didn't didn't die from the paint thing. Urban legend. (See link.) |
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T.V. has lied to me! |
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Thanks for the pointer cswiii, I would never have actually known the truth had it not been for you. |
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I love the teflon toilet bowls in airplanes. The teflon tub should empty super-fast, too, with a big scary atmosphere-suck at the end. |
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Btw, suction bath mats probably would stick. But they should be disposable & come out of a dispenser on the wall. |
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Humm, how many bathroom accidents a year? Then, after how many uses will the teflon peel off. I think I will just stick to wiping down the bathtub once a week. Unless you can invent a water resistant robot to do it (coated in teflon of course so I don't have to clean it). |
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Teflon isn't tough enough. It would only last a couple of years before it started to chip. Bathtubs need to last 30-40 years. Have fun. |
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