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Teeth-Whitening Cigarettes

Everyone's whitening - now do it while you smoke!

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Teeth whitening is the new Olestra. Or something.

Who needs it more than smokers? What better way to deliver said product than via an inherently oral device?

—	awesomest, May 12 2005

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I've read that Olestra borderline dangerous.

—	Zimmy, May 12 2005

So which chemical would you use?

—	contracts, May 12 2005

"I've read that Olestra [is] borderline dangerous."

Similarly, I have read that certain teeth whitening products are perhaps responsible for a few cases of mouth cancers in otherwise young, healthy people.

Of course, I suppose that would only make sense when combined with the product idea proposed here.

—	bristolz, May 12 2005

And this works how?

—	Basepair, May 12 2005

I don't know how it works! Magic! Huzzah!

—	awesomest, Jun 08 2007

Without some proposed method for making this idea work, isn't this a WIBNI (even without the WTCTTISIAM portion)?

If you can figure a way to make this:
functional
non-toxic
non-malodorous

I just might bun it.

—	Freefall, Jun 08 2007

How does this work? You need some sort of explanation here.

—	Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 09 2007

Vaporized sodium hypochlorite.

—	awesomest, May 03 2010

Easier to implement, and healthier: cigarettes that stain the teeth brown. Would discourage smoking.

—	mouseposture, May 03 2010

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