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A common problem in technical writing is that it often suffers from a
lack of precision. My solution is to use Klingon.
baked
http://tradukka.com...nslate/en/tlh?hl=en
[pashute, Oct 15 2016]
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An example would help. And I think you've just given
[8th] an erection. |
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Why... this could make for a whole new lexikhan. |
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What about Wookiee? They are great with electronics,
despite talking in grunts, living in trees, having furry beast
hands... let's face it, Star Wars makes zero sense at all. |
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Example: yes please. But I must insist on phonetically spelled Klingon, to enhance comprehension. |
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// phonetically spelled Klingon // |
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Vulcanian is actually much more suitable for esoteric philosophy. What you really want is Romulan. |
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I thought for sure you were going to say binary. |
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Being so well-connected, the Borg could make
excellent translators, travel agents, and telephone
operators. |
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//Being so well-connected, the Borg could make
excellent translators, travel agents, and telephone
operators.// |
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In my experience, 30% of travel agents and 100% of
telephone operators are already Borg. Try
telephoning any American hotel to make a
reservation, and you will discover that even once
you
get through to a human, they're _not_ _actually_
_human_. America - pioneering the deskilling of
jobs. |
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What language does the Borg use, and why wouldn't it be
superior for technical stuff? |
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The Borg understand everything immediately and have no
need for writing or explanations. They will not make your
flight reservations. |
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// Leer at it menacingly, and if that still doesn't work, bash it with your fist. |
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