h a l f b a k e r yContrary to popular belief
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tassle pants will be your average underwear, with tassles coming down from them.
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<sit and stare></sit and stare> |
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Whew. Scary to see a chenius at work. |
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But are they pants or underwear? And how do they keep you *cool*? Or do you mean *cool* as acceptable and approved by the *in* crowd? |
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"If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit" |
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// tassle pants will be your average underwear, with tassles coming down from them.//
That is without doubt the most bizarre command I have ever heard. |
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Zippers? Surely these'd be worn under trousers that you rip off thanks to velcro seams? |
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Sorry but I believe its probably slightly more than half baked, at least for men, I've seen quite a few male strippers (inward shudder) with a strategically placed line of tassels on their "work apparel". |
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I always wanted to ask and never did, do these tassels come with a mechanism to swivel them either alternately or randomly or in a mexican wave? |
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No [po], that's what gyrating Elvis-type hips are for. |
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i'm picturing very long strings with
pompoms on the ends hanging
densely down from the underwear
to create the illusion of pants... |
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If you can hang it from a rearview mirror, then why not your undies? Fuzzy dice, baby shoes, beads, and those little scented trees....for those not so fresh days. Is that "New Car" scent your wearing? |
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