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Did you know: There are up to 500 fleas on one hedgehog. They are special hedgehoq fleas called Archaeopsylla erinacei... |
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unless of course the villian was actually already loooking at a say...marmoset. Because we all know how marmosets can scurry about a bit like squirrels, but they don't collect nuts, some suck sap from trees, amazing little monkeys, another monkey i'd like to mention.... |
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...Some lizards lick their eyes. This isn't an alternative to blinking as they do have perfectly functional eyelids however they just like the taste... |
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UnaBubba, worked then didn't it. HAHA I'm not wearing any pants |
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I think [UB] was trying to say, before he got cut off, "Your fly's undone your shoelaces." |
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And his sidekick ADD Boy -- "Wanna go ride bikes?" |
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I'm wearing blue socks today. They are machine knitted with an elasticised thread to ensure that they don't bunch up at my ankles. I like to catch the bus and sit in the third row from the front by the window on the right hand side. I try and read the newspaper over the shoulder of the person in front of me. The bus is on route number 376 which leads past my home... |
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Well alright, but what we'd like to know now is if your
urine is blue... |
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Stay with the topic people. Now ADD boy what colour sock are you wearing? |
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Why is it called wedding tackle? I've tried soaking it in fish guts but still haven't gotten so much as a nibble... |
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Damn you, [UnaBubba]. (You got in there between me hitting [annotate], and this page loading...) |
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Think of the worm, it slides through the dirt and the dirt slides through it... |
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I think we can all learn a lesson from that. Captain Aesop. |
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You should get a croissant for this, but -- hey, look over there! |
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The operation of ditraction is a little understood
arithmetical process approximately halfway between
division and subtraction. |
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Damn. I was right in the middle of an evil deed when I was ditracted by reading this post.... |
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That's o.k. I've remembered what it was I was going to do - pick an idea at random and fishbone it even though it's only fault is a spelling mistake. |
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Ha! Your ditracting abilities failed you Tangent Man - now *I* shall rule the universe ha! ha! ha! |
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Right. I proposed a Blame Indicator and was challenged on the No Magic Rule. |
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Max_Pants, the floor is yours. Explain the "super power" in scientific terms, please. |
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Captain_Ignorant's second anno seems to have confused Tangent Man with The Tremendous Bore, whose super power of interminable tedium causes evil villains to lose the will to live.
<rabble rousing> Yeah, Harry Mudd! Good question. Come on max_pants, let's here your 'scientific' explanation. Bet you ain't got one really, have you? No, thought not. </rr> |
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GW Bush: So anyway, I said screw the steelworkers... and then I said, hey, how 'bout we send a man to the moon? |
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If I fixed the spellink mistake half of these posts would make no sense. I shall leave it as a testomony to how easy people are distracted and no scientific explanation is required. |
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What happens when Tangent Man meets his arch-nemesis, Asymptote Man? |
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<bad math humor>I thought his nemesis would be 'Normal Man.' Just pray that they never cross eachother. |
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Oh look, there's that squirrel you mentioned! |
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