TENS Unit Condom

One of the chief complaints condom users express for this time tested disposable appliance is a loss of sensation while wearing it.

No More!

With the GROGco Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation (TENS) Unit Condom, both parties in the transaction can enjoy increased sensation up to their level of tolerance!

The dual control feeds electrodes on both the inside and outside of the condom. Need a little more clamping pressure from the ladies? Turn up the outside dial. Need a little more, uh, "enthusiasm" from the gentlemen? Turn up the inside dial. Painfully simple. The dials are clearly marked, with graduations that range from "Dead Meat" to "Pleasure Zone" to "Marquis De Sade."

Caution: Avoid overuse. Even though instances are rare, remember that Spontaneous Human Combustion initial ignition sources are poorly understood.