h a l f b a k e r yOn the one hand, true. On the other hand, bollocks.
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Why not sell a set condoms that are 1/2 thick all the way around. They would also have a large and longer tip. Giving her what she wants and she doesnt have to know.
She thinks you have a huge wang and your pleased cause she is getting off. Jumbo super condoms.
CyberSkin Penis Extender
http://shop.libida.com/cyber_extender.asp
Length +3, Girth +1 1/2, HP +8 [jutta, Sep 26 2007]
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She doesn't have to know but she may
figure it out from the size of the
condom package. Nothing wrong with
the idea, though. I think such a device
might exist in some form. Humans
have been working
on their penises longer than they have
been working on peaceful means. |
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The tagline's a bit insensitive. |
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[ds] I just sprayed PG Tips over my keyboard and monitor! |
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I think the inch sign is missing. Not that it matters; don't all women think that this:
>____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____< |
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rumour has it that that is why women cannot park. |
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Ditto to what david said. That's just not right. |
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Titto to that. A better tagline would be "Once in play, you can walk away." |
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I'm pretty sure this is baked. However, I
am proud to be able to say that I am not
*completely* sure. |
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Not if, on your first date, you tell her that your highschool nickname was "rubberneck", and your girldfriend was called "rubbermaid". |
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Mental note: 10clock has given us a valuable tidbit of info about his anatomy. Cross him off the list. |
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[-] Would only work if foreplay wasn't involved, which would render the entire process pointless. |
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lint, I worry about [contracts] too. |
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its mars and venus all over again. |
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Humans are quite mad. It's sex for fuck sake, its not like its food or something. |
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She's not interested in the size of your penis anyway, it's the size of your wallet and your future earnings potential that get's her excited. |
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Sorry, not true. She also wants you to have some personality so that you don't bug her too much. |
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10clock, does this question sound familiar? |
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I think this is a great idea (not that I need anything like this, of course). Sure it's not already Baked? (Can't search the approrpiate sites from here.) |
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The good doctor is right, it's baked. I'm sure you can think of an appropriate google search term. |
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See link. The key insight here is that this really isn't a "condom" anymore, it's more of a prosthesis or extender. |
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What about a slightly smaller, brittle condom that rips apart as you try to force it on your 'huge' wang? It would come in normal looking packaging, and when used you get to use the line 'I knew I should have bought the magnum's again" |
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reminds me of an old joke in playboy. |
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Doc, I have three questions.
1: I'm worried I will catch VD.
2: I have a problem with premature ejaculation.
3: My penis is too small. |
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Docs answers
1: Wear a condom.
2: Wear 2 condoms.
3: Wear 3 condoms. |
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jutta, did you actually type Length +3, Girth +1 into google in order to find that link? |
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It's baked. There are hollow dildos to put your wang in that do what this idea suggests. |
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I think that sub-sandwich shops trick their customers by not putting the inches sign on them either. [Ling] just might have the right idea. |
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