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Surfing is all about looking as chill as possible while actually
being as hard-core as possible.
The most hard-core part of surfing is the risk of shark attacks.
Thus, to make your surfing more impressive, put a giant leaky
bucket of chum (fish guts) on your surfboard, paddle out, and
have
at it!
If you're lucky, you'll jump just feet ahead of the sharks.
Gnarly.
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I basically see no problem with this. |
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Sharks obviously prefer humans. |
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So, why not chop up humans instead of fish guts ? Fish appear to be on the decline, whereas humans continue to proliferate (partly by eating fish). |
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I'm saddened that skeet surfing never really caught on. |
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Thank you for the kind words. |
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We're gonna need a bigger board. |
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