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Rather than wandering the aisles of the supermarket, patrons control a ceiling-suspended claw that delivers the food directly to their cart.
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Can I use it to pick up men? |
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Toupees immediately discovered. |
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Yeah, but the the one wheel is always squeeky and the other simply doesn't turn. |
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reminds me of that amusement park thing where kids put a quarter in and try to pick up the gumball or prize with the claw, usually to have to have it fall out before it made it to the downshute. i envision a lot of falling grocery items. could be messy. |
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ooh ... I've got the giant-sized
mayonnaise jar! - agh! - dropped
it - happens every time... |
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"spill on aisle four. spill on aisle four." |
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Helium, meet me at Safeway, aisle 1. I'll be eyeing the coconuts... ;-) |
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Blanket the entire floor of the store in thick custard ... that way if it falls, then its cutioned, and doesn't move anywhere ... then pass it through a waterfall, or sprayer to clean the custard off your product. |
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Just wanted to attempt yet another use for custard |
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Picturing the little green guys from Toy Story.
"It is coming", "It is coming". |
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[Lets] Perhaps instead of a waterfall, there could be stockboys in kayaks, or canoes, with big fishnets. Even better, big fishing trawler type deals. No need for life-jackets I supopose. Would it still cost a quarter or (insert foreign claw game equivalant here) per shot with the claw? If it was equally difficult, the store might still turn a profit. |
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"oops the claw picked up little joey from the shopping cart!!" |
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