h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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A coat covered with suction cups pointing outward. Not only is it a fun fashion statement, it allows your coat to be hung on smooth surfaces like windows, file cabinets, refrigerators, etc.
Fishbone away!
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Hope you don't get stuck in the doorway at the Skinny Only Disco (SOD). |
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Don't sit down on any smooth surfaces while wearing it, either. |
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Just don't pick a fight with someone bigger than you while wearing this. You and the coat would get slammed into a wall and stuck there for the amusement of all. |
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wq: of course. But a heavier man would have a larger backside, and therefore will have more suction cups to support his weight. |
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sounds useful but ugly. I'll stand |
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You know, I would use it to attempt to climb glass
buildings....
Can I have suction cup gloves and shoes as well? |
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