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This is a mattress with holes perforated throughout; at the
base of the mattress is a powerful wet/dry vac.
In the evening, when you enter the bed and loosely toss
your bedsheets about you, you can then reach over and
push the suck button, which activates the vacuum and
removes all the air
between your flannels and you - tucking
you in neatly.
At midnight, when you awake, sweaty, during a humid
night in the middle of summer, you can push the button
again for all the heat to be sucked out the bottom of the
bed and fresh air trickling through your bedsheets; and
again, tucking you in for a comfortable remainder of your
snooze.
In the morning, the vacuum can be tied to an alarm
system, which will send a reverse trickle of cool air
through the mattress to awaken you gently, with the ability
to turn that into a blast of air which can even blow the
covers off your bed.
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I thought of eleven reasons not to do this before I managed to stop thinking about it. |
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I doubt it really mattress. |
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Well, it's hard to stop thinking about it. Although I'm bedding it's the most sheety idea I've had this year. |
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It's definitely quilt far pillow your usual standard. |
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I'm just trying to blanket out of my mind |
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I am not going to scare up links at work, but eh, vacbeds? |
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Bonus if it could suck some of the microbes off. |
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Similar prior art in the fetish world, but I'll leave it to you to find it. |
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//Bonus if it could suck some of the microbes off.// |
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I'm sure they'd appreciate it. |
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