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Food suitable for and attractive to squid, cuttlefish and octupi, shaped and coloured to look like seagoing craft, particulalrly submarines (Choose from "Captain Nemo's Nautilus", "U-571", or "Red October"*) with slight positive or neutral buoyancy.
Drop in your aquarium and video the "giant sea monster"
engulfing and consuming the unfortunate mariners.
(* reactor fuel rods and missile/torpedo warheads not included)
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Some of the longer-lived cephalopods can grow to great size.
If you train them on *model* submarines while they're young,
who knows what might happen later on? |
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That can only be determined by a practical test, MUHWHAHAHAHAH ! |
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No, it's the whole "Kraken dragging down ship into the abyss" thing ... there must be tentacles. |
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What's next, keyboards designed for cuttlefish tentacles? |
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...Actually, given that cuttlefish are pretty smart, and gorillas have been taught to use sign language, Cuttlefish Blogging may not be too far off. I'll go post that now. |
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// gorillas have been taught to use sign language//
[Gerald signs] Wild? I was absolutely bloody livid! [/gs] |
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//Choose from "Captain Nemo's Nautilus", "U-571", or "Red October"*) //
Don't forget the 'Seaview' and its little flying sub. |
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