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The scariest costume of the season. Comes with a CEO face mask (grinning and dollar sign eyes) and elastic handcuffs. Kids, watch your candy sack around this "wrong doer".
stupid white men
http://www.michaelm...oks-films/index.php A bestseller by Michael Moore [jackoutofthebox, Oct 04 2004]
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Perhaps with a large money sack over the shoulder to hold their bonuses and company pension funds? |
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Does it come with a fake CV? |
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If you plan to spend the evening with your friends, they could dress as the Board of Directors. <cue the vigorous nodding of heads and votes of confidence> They could spend the whole evening looking for other men dressed as CEOs so as to gain additional Directorships. |
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Baked. I see people dressed as rich corporate bastards every halloween (NYC). Suits & moneybags. |
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Okay. I'll see what I can do, or else remove my objection... |
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I think this would be scary only for the truly unenlightened sheep who believe everything they hear and cannot make a decision on their own. |
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The funniest part of it is where you tell the audience that it's humor. |
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I read the Help menu and found no rule against political satire inventions. Did I miss it somewhere? |
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I've added a link. Is there a problem with that? |
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