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These robots would be about the size of a mouse. A series of rotary cutting disks would be placed at the front, with radar used to sense material. The front would have ball-shaped wheels, and there would be a tail connected to the computer and power source. The radar would detect nearby wood,
and the robots would turn on their cutters and move in the direction of the wood.
A powerful fan would be pointed at the stump to blow away sawdust.
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// The radar would detect nearby wood, // |
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That's a clever trick, how's it done ? |
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Also, does the "tail" contain the pipe through which the ANFO is pumped into the hole in the stump ? |
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Radar: "Two small tree trunks, bearing 283 degrees, range
1137mm."
{short delay}
Bystander: "AAAAAAARGH" |
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How about GM & selectively bred giant termites instead?
can't see anything going wrong there.. |
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"Hmm.. there must be a disaster movie script in that
somewhere" |
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No, because the termites have eaten the cellulose. |
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Gr. "<thinks>, </thinks>" |
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//selectively bred giant termites// |
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Cue predation by selectively bred giant numbats*, pursued in
their turn by selectively bred giant quolls**. |
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*striped like a humbug, but no bah |
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**marsupial cats with polka-dots |
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