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Strip Tease Pizza Delivery

 Food and Entertainment delivered in one!
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Ideal for Hen and Stag nights: Make mine a Meat Feast with Extra Pepperoni!
—Leah, Oct 19 2001

Doughdecahedron http://www.halfbake...dea/Doughdecahedron
Instead of a cake. [phoenix, Oct 19 2001, last modified Oct 17 2004]

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       (That's Bachelor and Bachelorette parties to you lot Over There)

mind the Tabasco sauce there, boys!
—lewisgirl, Oct 19 2001
   

       As long as I don't get any pubes in my dinner.
—stupop, Oct 19 2001
   

       As a wise Homer once said: Mmmmmm..... pizza!   

       As a not-so-wise, not-so-Homer once said: Mmmmmm..... pizza delivery boy!
—Guy Fox, Oct 19 2001
   

       <ShamelessPlug> Croissant if they pop out of a Doughdecahedron. </ShamelessPlug>
—phoenix, Oct 19 2001
   

       mmmmmmmmmmmmm- oh, naked guy - mmmmmmmmmmmm
—quarterbaker, Oct 19 2001
   

       Why would women want chipmunks delivering their pizza though?
—barnzenen, Oct 19 2001
   

       "Yeah, I'll have a Large Deep-Pan Meat-Feast pizza with extra anchovies... but hold the chipmunks."
—Guy Fox, Oct 19 2001
   

       "Huh? No, I didn't order a pizza. No, I didn't order a pizza the last five times you came over, either."
—Guncrazy, Oct 19 2001
   

       [Pizza boy ... punching play button on boom box] So, you gonna open this pizza box or am I gonna have to show you how? [after strip show] Oh, you wanted cheese on that piece?
—bobzaguy, Oct 24 2001
   

       Pizza Ass
—thumbwax, Oct 25 2001
   

       So I can tip the driver for prompt service by stuffing bills into her underwear?
—mighty_cheese, Oct 25 2001
   

       Do you eat the pizza before, during or after the show? Any of these has disadvantages. I say, keep the sex industry and the food delivery industry separate. (But then I do have both dial a pizza and dial a woman services located less than 1/4 mile from my flat.) (I still prefer to get my pizzas and my women at Safeways, though.)
—pottedstu, Oct 25 2001
   

       Already halfbaked. There's a least one porn movie (and probably thousands) that's already used this idea. You see what happens is.. (oh, ahem)... so I'm told.
—DrBob, Oct 25 2001
   

       //Make mine a Meat Feast with Extra Pepperoni!// - the pizza, or the stripper?
—NickTheGreat, Oct 03 2002
   

       Now, all I'm sayin' is that when I order my pizza, I want it bubbling hot, you know? And all I'm sayin' is that this pizza sure as hell won't be hot anymore, by the time she gets her dollar tip, you know?
—cswiii, Oct 03 2002
   

       A pizza that slowly undresses itself... mmm I could eat you up.
—RayfordSteele, Oct 04 2002
   

       *horror* No! I don't want special Mayonnaise on my Pizza!
—CrumbsDM, Oct 04 2002
   

       Isn't there an unwritten rule about hot grease and nudity?
—notme, Feb 04 2003
   

       I fold mine in half to make it easier to eat.
—Cedar Park, Feb 07 2003
   


 

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