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Ideal for Hen and Stag nights: Make mine a Meat Feast with Extra Pepperoni!
Doughdecahedron
http://www.halfbake...dea/Doughdecahedron
Instead of a cake. [phoenix, Oct 19 2001, last modified Oct 17 2004]
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(That's Bachelor and Bachelorette parties to you lot Over There)
mind the Tabasco sauce there, boys! |
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As long as I don't get any pubes in my dinner. |
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As a wise Homer once said: Mmmmmm..... pizza! |
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As a not-so-wise, not-so-Homer once said: Mmmmmm..... pizza delivery boy! |
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<ShamelessPlug> Croissant if they pop out of a Doughdecahedron. </ShamelessPlug> |
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm- oh, naked guy - mmmmmmmmmmmm |
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Why would women want chipmunks delivering their pizza though? |
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"Yeah, I'll have a Large Deep-Pan Meat-Feast pizza with extra anchovies... but hold the chipmunks." |
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"Huh? No, I didn't order a pizza. No, I didn't order a pizza the last five times you came over, either." |
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[Pizza boy ... punching play button on boom box] So, you gonna open this pizza box or
am I gonna have to show you how?
[after strip show] Oh, you wanted cheese on that piece? |
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So I can tip the driver for prompt service by stuffing bills into her underwear? |
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Do you eat the pizza before, during or after the show? Any of these has disadvantages. I say, keep the sex industry and the food delivery industry separate. (But then I do have both dial a pizza and dial a woman services located less than 1/4 mile from my flat.) (I still prefer to get my pizzas and my women at Safeways, though.) |
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Already halfbaked. There's a least one porn movie (and probably thousands) that's already used this idea. You see what happens is.. (oh, ahem)... so I'm told. |
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//Make mine a Meat Feast with Extra Pepperoni!// - the pizza, or the stripper? |
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Now, all I'm sayin' is that when I order my pizza, I want it bubbling hot, you know? And all I'm sayin' is that this pizza sure as hell won't be hot anymore, by the time she gets her dollar tip, you know? |
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A pizza that slowly undresses itself... mmm I could eat you up. |
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*horror* No! I don't want special Mayonnaise on my Pizza! |
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Isn't there an unwritten rule about hot grease and nudity? |
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I fold mine in half to make it easier to eat. |
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