Stress computer

Some days you just want to let it all out and smash the bloody thing to pieces. Today is one of those days, but I know full well that wreaking my desired vengeance on this PC would most likely lead to me a) being fired and b) breaking a knuckle or two. So in these halcyon days of computer fabrics and the like, I propose a fully workable soft computer, which can take a beating from all but the most determined user without so much as a flicker. Made of much the same stuff as pillows, maybe. A shatterproof plastic screen, a deformable picture tube (memory metal?) and a flat, one-piece keyboard. Perfect. Either this or have a room in every office full of defunct PCs and a choice of weaponry by the door. "Well, I've crashed again. I'm going for a smash. The five iron, I think...". I'm sure productivity would rise.