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Ovens are dated technology that are too predictable. The new Stoichiometric oven is much more dangerous. Instead of constant combustion when heating the oven uses a constant stream of fuel and pure oxygen, resulting in periodic explosions. The igniter is a centrally mounted spark generator triggered
by a sophisticated fuel to air ratio analyzer.
Produces self tenderized meat and entertaining explosions. Possible safety feature of a locking oven door ensures no litigation impetration
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Leave it to an evil penguin to invent an exploding
oven. [+] What about a Stoichiometric car that
doesn't go right away but boy when it does! |
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Pointlessly dangerous and highly inadvisable use of fuel-air
explosives. Have a somewhat scorched and flattened croissant … |
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Not sure about // Possible safety feature // though. |
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I think the idea is that you can lock the door while the cat / small child / whatever is inside, to reduce the danger of them opening the door just before the explosion goes off. |
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After awhile a hunk of meat would be tenderized from the shockwaves, seared on the outside from the explosions, and mildly cooked on the inside from the compressions. |
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And There Was Much Rejoicing … |
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//... is much more dangerous. //
Done. [+] |
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