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Instead of shooting and killing people at borders, just cover them
with automatic skunk spray. That should keep them out.
At the same time, work on a plan to get people from the other
side of the border to be happy where they are. (Hints, don't make
deals with drug gang leaders, don't make agreements
giving
terrorist organizations the rule over people, don't give them
guns, and don't be surprised if many of them suddenly choose to
be violent).
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What about the percentage of border-crossers who
can't smell? |
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In the UK this will be unnecessary - plans for the construction of a large hydro fan at the north end of the English Channel are already well underway |
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So any mainland refugees attempting a crossing will simply be swept past Guernsey toward the north Atlantic (we thought that would be kinder than sending them the other way into colder waters) |
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Most should wash up in Spain but a few may end up in south America.. eventually |
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Obviously, Belgium has already implemented this, but for the entire country ... |
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It doesn't seem to work for France. Despite their best
efforts tourists still arrive there every day. |
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You guys are heartless, but funny. |
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Great idea [pashute]. Violence begets violence. I would like
to be a skunk rancher for your program. Big house, far, far
away from the herd. And gas mask, lots of gas masks. And
Hazmat suits. And lots of smell-handicapped folks. |
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Questions:
So, when the chunnel train pokes through, does it bring a
cloud of gas with it? |
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Do you abandon towns like Brownsville Texas / Matamoros
Mexico to the skunks completely? |
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How would this work with East Jerusalem? |
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Rayford, you are missing the point... |
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Anyway, there are no immigrants coming in from what you
call "East Jerusalem". The Palestinians Authority sees any
immigrants as a threat. 20 Years ago Israel accepted
hundreds of Bosnian refugees, and many people in different
towns volunteered to accept them. In the end, they stayed
in Kibbutz Beit Oren, on the Carmel mountains. But when
Muslim towns were asked to "give a hand" - they opposed it
vehemently. "East Jerusalem" includes the town of Beit
Jallah, empty now of its predominantly well-off Christian
residents, driven out of their homes by the Palestinian
Authority. They are now in the US and South America.
Bottom line: The towns and neighborhoods around Ancient
Jerusalem (mostly in the north, and some close to the
ultra-orthodox neighborhoods on the east) are not a source
of immigration. |
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The immigrants to Israel, some - former volunteers against
it from Sudan in the 1st Lebanon war, are organized groups
driven for three days through the Sinai desert (formerly
under Egypt, but controlled by ISIS) reach the long
borderline (literally a line written on a map during World
War I) and attempt crossing it. |
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I suppose I deserved that for even mentioning Jerusalem to
an Israeli. Is it an automatic knee-jerk reaction? Is there a
medication that can slow some of the side-effects? Is there
a cure to Israelissarealwaysrightism? |
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Pick any random city divided by races of people hating
eachother forever. Detroit even. Or the West Bank. |
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