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Interesting - what's to prevent tongue drying out? |
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For some reason, I thought this would be a sex aid, not a sleep aid. |
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perhaps a tongue stud ring tied with a length of cord to the bedpost? |
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haha[dc]. Stiff tongue lasting into the morning hours requres immediate medical attention. |
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"If you tongue is stiff for more than eight hours, you should immediately consult your doctor..." |
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Tying the tongue ring to the bed post could be dangerous if the sleeper were to roll over. Perhaps tying the tongue ring to a nose ring would be a better choice. |
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[21], Botox is a relaxant/paralytic, so it won't work. |
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No, no! Tie the tongue stud to a navel ring! That keeps the tongue drawn down, out of the way.
Looks great, too. |
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"If you stop percieving colors, or constantly taste cotton candy, stop using StiffTounge and contact a physician immediately." |
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