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Wickets and poles that would stand
up by themselves -say, with suction
cups, sticky bottoms (eeww), or
heavy, weighted, cloth bottoms.
Soft, rubbery balls (again, eeewww)
-
perhaps inflated.
Mallets.
Now one can play croquet indoors
and utilize all of the obstacles and
terrain
found in the indoor
landscape, such as furniture, stairs,
and doorways.
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indoor croquet. splendid. + |
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<aside> when I arrived at university, we had a meeting with the hall warden. He ended his briefing with these words. "I know that the 3-bar radiators look like a wicket, but I want to make it quite clear that it's not acceptable to play Corridor Cricket." Up until that point, it had never occured. Safe to say, a marvellous season of F-Block corridor cricket ensued. </aside> |
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Magnificent. A croissant for upholding the fine and long-standing eccentricities of the game of croquet. Double points for getting the ball through the cat's legs I presume? |
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Isn't this how billiards came about? |
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sssh! we don't talk about that. |
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Stickey wickets, Stickey Wages, Stickey Hilltops. Whichever you've climbed. (Oh. It wasn't Stickey Widgets, was it?). |
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