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Sticky Night Stick
Cops are good for two things: whacking people on the head and eating doughnuts. | |
Every beat cop will be given a sheath for their baton which they can carry on their utility belt.
The unique attribute of this sheath is that it will be constructed of two concentric circles. The inner circle will house the baton.
The outer circle willl house fattening, fattening doughnuts.
The
doughnuts will be conveyed like pez.
Inspired by Jinbish.
Police_20Issue_20Doughnut_20Protector
posted in the spirit of competition in the idea economy. [cuckoointherye, Jan 30 2005]
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Forgeting handoughcuffnuts? |
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in the middle of the handcuffs on the belt will be one of those round little debbie cakes |
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