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Almost all condom boxes say it- "Do not store in a wallet, or condoms will fail."(Or something along those lines) I say, make little steel(aluminium, titanium, whatever)envelope type things that are the size and shape of a normal condom wrapper. That way, you can keep a condom in your wallet without
worring about it being cracked. Also, these could have designs or personalized engravings on them, much like Zippo lighters.
Like these?
http://kyledesign.z...product/CONDOMCASES
Two designs, to hold one or two condoms. [Adze, Nov 04 2005]
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What, they keep falling off? |
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Imagines deluded self-styled toff cocksman mistaking condom case for cigarette case and shocking the shit out of Lady Fuckhampton. |
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Even if you dont keep it in your wallet, a steel case is certainly a good idea. Its strong, discreet, and for the most part it could be stylish. The case could hold 6 or more in some sort of organized pattern so that it makes a great conversation piece at the bar. While sitting there talking to the nice young lady you can whip out your decorative case, sit it in front of you, and just talk about something else until she notices it. She will say, "Oh, can I see your collection?" and you will probably get lucky. |
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Even if you dont keep it in your wallet, a steel case is certainly a good idea. Its strong, discreet, and for the most part it could be stylish. The case could hold 6 or more in some sort of organized pattern so that it makes a great conversation piece at the bar. While sitting there talking to the nice young lady you can whip out your decorative case, sit it in front of you, and just talk about something else until she notices it. She will say, "Oh, can I see your collection?" and you will probably get lucky. |
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"MY GOD! If a condom can't stand up to the stresses of being in your wallet, it certainly has no place on your forward member." Since you obviously haven't run into this problem, lucky you! Mine do this quite often, after being in my wallet for only a few days, they're cracked, and therefore useless. |
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I have a Gucci one....baked then I guess |
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Just use an old Altoids tin. |
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//Mine do this quite often, after being in my wallet for only a few days, they're cracked, and therefore useless.// |
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Where the hell do you keep your wallet? A tokamak? |
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