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Steam Powered Cradle

 Just the thing for wintery nights
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A small fire is lit benath your baby's crib. As he or she drifts off to sleep, a steam powered device, gently rocks the cradle in a slow gentle motion, with the intermittent sounds of crackling.
—benfrost, Dec 18 2004

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       mmmmmmm crackling. ...haven't tried baby crackling [benfrost]...... wots it like?
—ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 18 2004
   

       i was trying to work this in as a bacon powered crib, for the title - the ham that rocks the cradle, but it just seemed tasteless.
—benfrost, Dec 18 2004
   

       oh I don't know. ham, mmmmmmmmm.   

       hope this baby doesn't get overheated.
—po, Dec 18 2004
   

       Or puts out the fire.
—FarmerJohn, Dec 18 2004
   

       Two words: Boiler explosion.   

       Two more words: Fish bone.
—Guncrazy, Dec 18 2004
   

       ...and two more words, [guncrazy] - highly unlikely. I'm not sure this is a good idea, but with the power you'd need, there would be absolutely no risk of boiler explosion.
—david_scothern, Dec 20 2004
   

       Nothing goes together better than cradles, babies, fire, and scalding hot steam!
—contracts, Dec 20 2004
   

       I usually prefer rotisserrie, although I may pass on the drippings from this one.
—RayfordSteele, Dec 21 2004
   


 

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