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Statin Klutz
Comes to deliver life saving cholesterol lowering medicine on Christmas eve... | |
... trips and spills them all over the floor.
I dare you to bone this! I double dog dare you!
Here, I'll start. [-}
Mincemeat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mincemeat
" ... a mixture of chopped dried fruit, distilled spirits and spices ..." [8th of 7, Dec 16 2018]
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Although I'm fully aware this post may not even be
worthy of a bone. The dreaded "Ignore him, he's just
drunk." response. |
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... or worse, the even more dreaded "Ignore him, his meds are out of balance again." response ... |
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Since this is another appallingly contrived Santa pun, and one we hadn't (yet) thought of, we are obliged to give it a mincemeat*-stuffed croissant with holly** on the top. |
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*The version made with chopped fruit <link>, not the type made from animals ***. |
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**The holly is decorative; holly berries and leaves are toxic. Don't eat it. |
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*** Although it has been suggested that the banana may be in fact a kind of fish. However, mincemeat doesn't normally contain banana. |
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