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<puts cold cup of tea into microwave to heat up>
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot
{ping!}
<takes out tea, puts in piece of tasty pastry> (+) |
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The LCARS interface would be more appropriate for a microwave than a starship. |
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LCARS is rubbish .... can't handle electronic/organic interfacing at anything like a decent speed, and the command protocol is SO fiddly. The Federation insist on having evryting approved by about 20 different committes .... the Klingon stuff is better, simple, maybe a bit crude, but immensely rugged. |
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We like the idea by the way. |
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Or a replicator microwave that takes a photo of the
item, displays an empty microwave on an LCD door
and then animates it materialising. |
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Would it have a "stun" setting? |
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