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There are various items of clothing used for exercise which provide comfort and ease of movement. These are fine as far as they go, but i feel someone has missed a trick. Ease of movement is actually the opposite of what you want for exercise. Ideally, it should be a real struggle to move at all while
wearing them. All the gear is made of a rigid and very heavy fabric, lined on the inside to avoid chafing. Just moving an arm is a huge struggle. It gets worn all day and you do your normal stuff wearing it, but it's a major achievement just to make a cup of tea in it, or opening the door. Result: considerable weight loss and cardiovascular health improvement. Also, masochists get a much nicer day.
Found it.
http://www.joe-ks.c...006/WetSuitFart.jpg
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 22 2008]
Weighted clothing
http://www.ironwearfitness.com/
Just one of many examples [Noexit, Jun 23 2008]
Forced draught cooled cycling cape
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[mylodon, Jun 23 2008]
Resistance underwear
Resistance_20underwear
Something like this? [bungston, Jun 23 2008]
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Dug any further, [fries shy]? |
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Anyway, [phoenix], suit of armour - jousting - clobbering each other with maces? Also, the "knight in shining armour" thing could come in useful here. It should probably be made of platinum. |
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Yeah but,//Another idea fundable by perverts//, makes this idea entirely worth the read. Maybe a future category? |
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All the ideas would probably be mine, and funded by me. |
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This should be combined with the forced air cape. Maybe recirculating forced air cape with air conditioning unit for demoisturization and cooling. |
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Just because other people want to get sweaty at work, doesn't mean the rest of us who enjoy a more languid approach to life, need to deal with it. |
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Why not just wrap the entire cyclist in clingfilm? |
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Clingfilm? Another idea fundable by perverts, or I'm a Dutchman. Oh, hang on, this could go on for ever. |
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Clingfilm, eh? Attractive to a pretty woman only in dreams. |
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I think probably the denizen would be having too much fun to care. |
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I'll bun it because I think the premise behind its use is laudable, but I would flip out from claustrophobia. It gives me the shakes just thinking about it. |
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Are Dutchmen perverts by nature? Nurture? Too much clingfilm too soon in life? I wonder... |
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Not perverted. I can see Chuck Norris wearing it as he demonstrates the Total Body Workout commercial and collapsing with a heart attack. Yes. So nice. |
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Thanks, [Mauichick]. I see that unlike me, you're not trapped in the HB. |
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Oh no! my last sanctum of chuck-norris free life has been violated! |
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Perhaps you would move more efficiently after you took it off, due to conditioning. This reminds me of a guy I saw sprinting with a small, parachute-type thing attached to his back. |
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Wasn't that a superhero using it for braking? |
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//Another idea fundable by perverts// |
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//masochists get a much nicer day.//
Would masochists *want* a nice day? |
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//Thanks, [Mauichick]. //
Wishful thinking, nineteenthly? |
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