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I take it this is not a vaginal spray. |
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There's a slight ah wrinkle, though, if the gentleman in question happens to be undocked? |
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//repairing punctures// conveys an image of the Dutch boy with his binary digit in the dike. |
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And getting it off again? (I mean the condom.) |
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I'm not sure I would want window sealant on my organ. |
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(BTW, spray-on latex is baked already, commercially available as mentioned elsewhere in this site.) |
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Why not make it like fingernail polish remover cannisters? you know, the ones where you put your finger in the sponge type material and when you pull it out your fingernail is all clean? Well, it would be made the same why, just for the guy's *other* digit. |
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Hang on though - wouldn't you need a teat for the Love Champagne? Without one the condom might shoot off. |
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You missed a spot. Congratulations, you're a father. |
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A Paternal Bondo® has been formed? |
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What about the little "pressure dimple" at the tip? This seems like it would be as effective as a lobster claw rubber band. Is wrapping your jimmy really that time consuming? I mean you really can't keep the can in your pocket. "Ah, hold on baby I know there's some in here. (klickity-klack klickity-klack) Do you have a nail or something I could puncture this can...hey, where are you going?" Why not dab a little super glue on the tip and be good all week? |
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Uh, baked. My millionaire ex-Chemistry teacher invented this one about 8 years ago. US Army uses it as a temporary skin for covering wounds. |
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I can see why he's your ex-chemistry teacher. I'd be an ex-teacher too. |
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