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Spray-on Condom

 Easy on?... What could be Easier
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Why spoil the moment, get it on and get it on fast. With one simple sprayed application coat a member of any size with speed and accuracy.

Can also be used for sealing windows and repairing punctures.

—sminkyminky, Nov 13 2002

very like [farmer]'s sani-fingers misappropriated? http://www.halfbake...m/idea/Sani-fingers
[po, Oct 04 2004]

even easier http://www.newscien...t.jsp?id=ns99994141
[mrthingy, Oct 04 2004]

Baked, in China http://www.theregis...hina_liquid_condom/
For use by the female partner, but same difference. [DrCurry, Dec 06 2005]

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       I take it this is not a vaginal spray.
—FarmerJohn, Nov 13 2002
   

       There's a slight ah wrinkle, though, if the gentleman in question happens to be undocked?
—General Washington, Nov 13 2002
   

       //repairing punctures// conveys an image of the Dutch boy with his binary digit in the dike.
—FarmerJohn, Nov 13 2002
   

       And getting it off again? (I mean the condom.)   

       I'm not sure I would want window sealant on my organ.   

       (BTW, spray-on latex is baked already, commercially available as mentioned elsewhere in this site.)
—PeterSilly, Nov 13 2002
   

       Bonkmastic!
—hippo, Nov 13 2002
   

       Why not make it like fingernail polish remover cannisters? you know, the ones where you put your finger in the sponge type material and when you pull it out your fingernail is all clean? Well, it would be made the same why, just for the guy's *other* digit.
—barnzenen, Nov 13 2002
   

       Hang on though - wouldn't you need a teat for the Love Champagne? Without one the condom might shoot off.
—DenholmRicshaw, Nov 13 2002
   

       Don't forget the primer
—thumbwax, Nov 13 2002
   

       You missed a spot. Congratulations, you're a father.
—bookworm, Nov 14 2002
   

       A Paternal Bondo® has been formed?
—thumbwax, Nov 14 2002
   

       What about the little "pressure dimple" at the tip? This seems like it would be as effective as a lobster claw rubber band. Is wrapping your jimmy really that time consuming? I mean you really can't keep the can in your pocket. "Ah, hold on baby I know there's some in here. (klickity-klack klickity-klack) Do you have a nail or something I could puncture this can...hey, where are you going?" Why not dab a little super glue on the tip and be good all week?
—DrugStoreCowboy, Nov 14 2002
   

       Uh, baked. My millionaire ex-Chemistry teacher invented this one about 8 years ago. US Army uses it as a temporary skin for covering wounds.
—GregKL, Sep 20 2003
   

       I can see why he's your ex-chemistry teacher. I'd be an ex-teacher too.
—shapu, Dec 07 2005
   


 

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