h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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These wheels have ratchets inside them so they're locked
when facing downslope
on
one side and roll when facing downslope on the other
side.
This would cause the seat and rider to spin as they slid
down. The faster they slide, the faster they spin.
The centrifugal force should project
most of any
resulting
vomit over the sides of the slide to keep the water
relatively
clean.
You could also make versions for snow and if you're really
insane, just put on larger wheels and ride it down a hill.
Body bag not included.
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"Just sign the waiver here, here, and initial here." |
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After the accident we kept asking him if he knew his
blood type for when the ambulance arrived. He
just kept saying "Be positive", but it was hard under
the circumstances. |
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He was obviously more optimistic than the last accident victim I helped. I told him he was going to die unless we knew his blood group, and he just said "Oh." |
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Maybe he just knew it was his time. Gotta be respectful of
that. |
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If it didn't cost much it would be centrifrugal. |
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