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We often bemoan the effects of gravity on our wobbly bits, faces and the like as we gradually do a life-long impression of a Tussauds model in Death Valley. The answer seems to be quite straightforward: spend every other day upside down. So you are the right way up on Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
and Monday, but upside down on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, and so forth. This would counteract the effects of gravity, reduce the occurrence of varicose veins and cause you to die young of a brain haemorrhage, so there's no real down side.
Gravity boots
http://en.wikipedia.../wiki/Gravity_boots
Believe it or not, this was once a popular thing. [BunsenHoneydew, Dec 30 2012]
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// so there's no real down side. // |
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I see what you did there. |
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Well i didn't! I clearly have a wisdom beyond my own consciousness. |
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or fly to Australia on alternative days |
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I think it would be easier to spend every day horizontal than alternate days upside down. |
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Well, I did spend the holidays drinking ale in my pajamas... |
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