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If a pin drops in a soundproof box and
nobody hears it, does a mime die
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Heh, I can do that Morse code Eustachian-tube click thing. (+) |
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No, you can't. That clicking noise you think
you hear is Elbonian
Brain Beetles tucking in to their dinner, i.e.
your cerebrum. |
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well they're in for a treat then, very tender, barely used. |
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I've always thought that a cathedral is a perfectly
designed place for one person alone to come to the
conclusion that thoughts are things, becuase, when
you are in a cathedral by yourself you have complete
stillness and silence in a regularly shaped, stone
container, so that every sound you make is
reverberated back to you. It makes it easy for you to
notice that sounds and actions that you may have
previously thought were internal to you, actually
have an effect on the outside world. |
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They're also perfect places to fly radio-
controlled model helicopters. |
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The custodians do, however, seem a trifle
intolerant. Oddly, when it's pointed out that
there are signs prohibiting smoking, food and
drink, flash photography and dogs (excpet
assistance dogs) but nothing that says" No
radio-controlled model aircraft", they can
become surprisingly abusive. It came as a
shock to discover that Bishops know that sort
of language, and unfortunately those pole
things with a hook on the end that they have
make depressingly efficient swatters. Do they
not realise that model aircraft are quite
expensive to repair ? Mean-spirited, we call
it. |
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