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That musical game with the four buttons, where you have to
remember the sequence. Why not play it with great sound
coming from it, alternating between guitars, oboe, grand
piano, and a full orchestra.
The kid's toy classic guitar on batteries: Why can't it just give
a great spanish rhythm
and give everybody a good time, and at
the same time give the kid a round of applause!
The fire truck, with some epic music and a good sounding song.
(Just looked up youtube, and the first song there "Here comes
a great big fire truck is not bad.) You know what? A few songs,
so you don't get sick and tired of hearing it. Including one quiet
song about how the firemen need their rest between fires.
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Because such toys are bought for other people's children primarily as an act of spite and revenge. |
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'THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE,' said Death, 'OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?' |
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My grandson two days ago at his 3rd birthday with only the
masked elders of the family and the parents: |
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THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!!!! |
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His mother (my daughter) had found the batteries for the fire
truck and inserted them in. He was so excited that he
completely forgot about crying for his haircut and lost hair. |
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Then half an hour later I wrote this idea. |
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For some parents, Hell is their offspring being gifted a noisy toy along with two sets of rechargeable batteries and a charger (so that one can be charged while the other is in use). |
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