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Keychain Comedy Sound Studio

Portable. Appreciative.
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Whether you're telling bad jokes or committing a faux-pas, this discreet keychain device has several buttons which play a sound to accompany your social offerings:

- laughter
- rim shot (ba-bum, tsss!)
- comedy horn (wa-wa-waaaaah)
- Benny Hill theme (to play you off)

Sound quality from the device must be loud and realistic, advertising your indelible wit.

Grumbleshark, Jun 21 2007

Any sound effect you want. http://www.vtk.com.hk/sound_v.html
These guys will make. [Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 21 2007]

Tumbleweed Dispenser Tumbleweed_20Dispenser
[RayfordSteele, Jun 28 2007]

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       I know that I have seen this somewhere.
Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 21 2007
  

       Perhpas it could be combined with the portable tumbleweed dispenser so you're prepared whichever way the joke lands...
RayfordSteele, Jun 28 2007
  
      
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