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Sonicare Massage Loofah

For epidermal replacement therapy
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The epidermis, as the armoured back plate of our microbiome, is still a jungle of networked viruses, bacteria and fungi.

To compliment future fecal transplants from sexually abstinent, happiness-practicing monk-rock stars, via the open microbiome, an epidermal replacement therapy session should also be scheduled. In order for this replacement therapy to have a better chance of taking, there should be a tool to loofah off the epidermal layer in an even and gentle way.

Sonicare tooth brushes with their magnetic vibrator action heads would be perfect for this, if hundreds of those little heads were lined up in the face of a loofah-like massage sponge.

JesusHChrist, Jan 15 2016

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