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A garment worn with pride,
Can be solid underpants, you see.
They are stopped on every side,
Sealed up thoroughly.
Within the owner enjoys
Free movement normally
For this garment so enjoys,
Defense of wind and sea.
Nothing leaves and nothing comes,
The
many seals are so tight!
Protection build on chemical bonds
Tremulous in the night.
And often you might discover,
when filled with hottish airs,
They rise above and almost hover
to aid the wearers up the stairs!
Indeed - in space they protect
against gammas and rays,
although this remains a project
which nasa funds and pays.
Really nobody can really say,
If garments like this remain
A thing worn just everyday;
Or if that would be a pain.
Lastly, ne'er do you see;
Underpants with overpants
unsealed and stopper free.
So one could call them onlypants,
(this seems quite unique to me)
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Annotation:
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Misread title as "Soild Underpants"... |
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Of all the poems about solid underpants, this is probably the best. |
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At least it's not in fashion: pants: storage |
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I misread this as "Solid Underpants". |
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Excellent choice of phase; I've never found liquid, gaseous or
plasma underpants very satisfactory. |
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This is not quite the same, but once I farted inside a wet
suit, and it came out of the neck hole sometime later when
I bend down to talk to someone in a wheelchair. |
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That’s why I’m called DDRopDeadly |
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That just goes to show how dangerous wheelchairs are, and why they should be licensed and registered. |
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