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A conventional mobility scooter equipped with a Martin-Baker "zero-zero" ejector seat.
On approaching within two metres of a human not on the system's "safe list", the bang seat is fired, hurling the occupant skyward* with great force, thus protecting them from undesirable proximity.
*overhead
structures permitting.
Stylite Vertical Social Distancing Vehicle
Stylite_20Vertical_...istancing_20Vehicle
Prior Art acknowledged [8th of 7, Apr 10 2020]
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Acknowledgement appreciated. |
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Back when I first got here, you were doing exactly this to cats. |
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We still are. Ths is just another logical step. |
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Yes, and now the feral cats are overrunning the place,
because you keep ejecting them to safety. |
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Start doing this to humans as well, and, well, we won't be
held responsible for the result... |
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