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Social distancing mobility scooter

 Safe... ish.
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A conventional mobility scooter equipped with a Martin-Baker "zero-zero" ejector seat.

On approaching within two metres of a human not on the system's "safe list", the bang seat is fired, hurling the occupant skyward* with great force, thus protecting them from undesirable proximity.

*overhead structures permitting.

—8th of 7, Apr 10 2020

Stylite Vertical Social Distancing Vehicle Stylite_20Vertical_...istancing_20Vehicle
Prior Art acknowledged [8th of 7, Apr 10 2020]

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       Acknowledgement appreciated.
—pertinax, Apr 10 2020
   

       Back when I first got here, you were doing exactly this to cats.
—lurch, Apr 10 2020
   

       We still are. Ths is just another logical step.
—8th of 7, Apr 10 2020
   

       Yes, and now the feral cats are overrunning the place, because you keep ejecting them to safety.   

       Start doing this to humans as well, and, well, we won't be held responsible for the result...
—RayfordSteele, Apr 15 2020
   


 

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