Roland snickered quietly to himself, as he shovelled the
hopper full of fresh, pristine snow. This was going to be
fun and might even rehabilitate him a little in the eyes of
the local school headmaster. The school fundraiser fete
was on today and Roland was about to crash their party in
the
nicest possible way.
The hopper, mounted on his trailer, was fitted with a half
dozen chutes, a rotating syrup dispenser, a small hydraulic
press and a secondhand clay pigeon thrower.
The snow was shaken down the chutes, the syrup sprayed
into the snow before the dispenser clicked on to the next
flavour, the snow was then compacted and thrown in a
hard-packed, sweet, brightly coloured disk, somewhere in
a 60 degree arc, hopefully to collect a small child with a
tasty, edible snowball.
If it worked for kids Roland was planning to try it with hard
spirits at the next "Sauna and Snowbank" Swingers"
Sinfest.