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I hate it when people ask me for supplies. It's annoying.
It would be neat if you could get special office supplies that have a special capability.
A small recording of a stuffed up person and a small hollow cavity with some "mucus".
You have a small remote to activate the special ability. When
someone borrows your stuff for the hundredth time, you pull out the remote and press a button. The pen/pencil/highlighter/stapler/whatever plays the recording of a sneeze and spews mucus on the person who borrowed it. Then it plays the recording of a stuffed-up person say, "I'b tharry, I hab a code." ("I'm sorry, I have a cold.").
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What an incredibly complicated and inefficient way to avoid being assertive. |
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This is funny, to say the least. |
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You wait for about the hundredth time to tell moochers to fuck off? No wonder they always come to mooch off of you. But this idea's cute and funny, so [+]. |
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