h a l f b a k e r yIt might be better to just get another gerbil.
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When you purchase the new Snake-In-A-Can from our website, it is shipped directly to your Mark in a nondescript cardboard box, thus maintaining the element of surprise. Upon the opening of the box, the spring-loaded snake performs its primary function. Meanwhile, the in-box camera takes a picture of
the Marks surprised expression. Within moments, the included prepaid single use cell phone uploads the image to our servers and forwards it to your accounts.
Snake (in a can)
http://www.google.c...iletype=&as_rights= [normzone, Jul 18 2012]
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I was so hoping for a real snake. |
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Give me your address and I'll send you a real one. You
want poisonous or non-poisonous? |
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You're bluffing. You don't have any poisonous snakes. |
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The spiders ate all of them. |
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Creating an April Fool booby trap for a
somwhat disliked acccountant based around
a
large black rubber fake spider, a mousetrap,
several drawing pins and a long length of
fising line is amusing up to the point where
the spider hits the target on her face and it
turns out she doesn't just "not like spiders",
she's genuinely phobic, has a panic attack
and has to be ministered to by paramedics
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Be careful what you try to build. It might
work
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the only real puzzle is how they make the very long, skinny can. |
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