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Smoking Boots

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Bright orange traffic cones aren't always the most fashionable site accessories; in lieu pairs of boots fitted with low-yield smoke generators, to warn of "danger beyond this point".
—FlyingToaster, Apr 10 2013

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       Can you expand the range to include the smoking labcoat?
—not_morrison_rm, Apr 11 2013
   

       Bun.
—whlanteigne, Apr 11 2013
   

       Smoker no smoking!   

       Wait, that's the wrong boots too.   

       I was thinking of some kind of sign, with 5 labcoats, and indicate the level of inadvisability by the number of etc No reason why this can't go heads-up via google glass or whatever.   

       For example 5 smoking labcoats corresponds to "striking a large pile of fulminate of mercury with a hammer", whereas 1 might only be "attempting to stroke a cat".
—not_morrison_rm, Apr 12 2013
   

       I was thinking Ankh-Morpork public works dept.   

       On the other hand I've done the smoking-labcoat thing (about a 3/10 : grease + sulphuric(iirc) acid)... your idea doesn't strike me as being particularly derivative of this post...
—FlyingToaster, Apr 12 2013
   

       Different colored smoke for different kinds of hazards.   

       Also could be augmented with specific odors: rotting flesh smell to warn of zombies, etc.
—whlanteigne, Apr 12 2013
   


 

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