h a l f b a k e r yIt's as much a hovercraft as a pancake is a waffle.
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I can think of some body parts we could substitute for thermometers, too. |
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What colour is a PeterSealy's nose? Mine's kinda beige.
Perhaps he has a bright blue iNose.— | sirrobin,
Mar 15 2001, last modified Mar 31 2001 |
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wot no bright yellow canary shaped? |
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<off topic> I remember reading a book, when I was a kid, which mentioned a canary. I was thoroughly confused for a long time because I thought that they were talking about a place where cans were made. |
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I'll take one in Toucan Sam style. Maybe it'll even follow its nose to the source of the smoke. |
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Well, señor, the recently introduced Lav-x® refillable toilet bowl deodorizer uses a special green apple scented gel. If we were to offer that shaped like a nose? |
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Little Joan of Arc statues that scream and pray when they
detect smoke. |
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Isn't smoke used to pacify bees? If you filled your house full of angry bees, instead of a conventional smoke detector, then when they stopped stinging you, you'd know that your house is on fire. |
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