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Tired of carrying around both a personal communication
device AND mid-grade personal weaponry?
Well, now the two are one. Although excessive use of the
stun gun may cause rapid battery drain.
Additionally, you can use the stun gun as a cigarette lighter,
or as an unusually robust morning alarm.
Cellphone Stun Gun
http://www.stunguns...hone-stun-guns.html Done before [sanman, Apr 01 2013]
Stun Gun Case
http://www.yellowjacketcase.com/ Upgrade Your Phone Without Losing the Stun Gun [sanman, Apr 01 2013]
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I'm not certain the alarm is going to achieve the desired effect... |
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And then someone hacks your phone to trigger the
stun gun, instead of a ring-tone, when someone
calls.... |
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I dunno, I doubt I'd fall asleep in the first place if
there was a stun gun resting on the bed frame.
Falling asleep in the first place is correlates strongly
with oversleeping. |
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//And then someone hacks your phone to trigger the
stun gun, instead of a ring-tone, when someone
calls....// |
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This just adds to the sense of exhilaration you get
with ownership of such a device. |
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Low voltage shock instead of vibrate, |
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Self catapulting alarmclock stun gun hasn't been done yet. |
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It would be better if the shock could be applied to the caller's phone. Sees entire telesales business invest in heavy duty rubber gloves for operatives. |
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you'd have to develop shocking over Bluetooth for
proper coverage of the intended targets. |
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...and build the shell of an explosive plastic, so that
if it's stolen, the thief gets his head blown off when
he makes a call. |
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Not to suggest I've ever had my phone stolen, or
anything like that. |
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