Smartness Engine

Your stuff should learn what you like, right, in order to serve you with better and more effective advertisements?

So when I die on the cross and there is a crown of thorns and the Roman soldiers beating me up, more happened but that is the stuff about which the stories stuck around the longest.

So the next time I have to go through that I would prefer, now that we know what parts of the story were most effective, through 2000 years of feedback, to not have to go through all the shit that didn't matter so much, but to just go through and be served up with really effective shit, so maybe I could get the super size S&M soldiers this time, or alternatively, some hot groupies who technically qualify as soldiers, but who instead of torturing me actually give me a royal send off, either way, as long as it maximizes the story.

And speaking of royal send offs, when I'm watching porn, shouldn't there be a similar kind of principle at work, that watches my behavior and learns what kind of porn I like, using some kind of input like timing or biofeedback or frequency and then tweaks the output so that it optimizes my experience -- gives me highlights, goes right to my favorite category etc, and thus can better serve me up with ads?

And this would probably work in a lot of different circumstances.

So maybe there should be a generic "smartness" engine that takes generic input and serves up better output, that could be used as a platform for porn or crucifixions or any other experience.