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Salads, when properly prepared, are crisp, fresh and healthy and so too is the Sleepy Salad.
Shaped like a large bowl, you may climb inside on a warm summers day and nest between huge plush lettuce leaves. Your pillow is an oversized replica of a tomato slice, and depending on your choice of salad
- plush olives, foam fetta cheese blocks or soft walnuts tumble about as you drift off in side dish slumber.
Around the outside are small oil burners, where you may burn the dressing of your choice, to fill your delightful new bed with the aromas of your favourite salad.
salad-flower bed
http://www.canadian...tpics/pic126498.jpg
[FarmerJohn, Apr 16 2005]
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I wonder what burning ranch dressing smells like? |
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<one giant to another> What's worse than finding a benfrost in your salad....? Finding half a benfrost... |
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Strip down to your Cossack boots and act like some Russian dressing. |
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This would be nice. ALthough what would the neighbors think... |
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What if you were eaten by a giant health nut? |
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Or spellbound by a giant hex nut. |
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I cannot stand the smell of French dressing. Nor any dressing for that matter. Yech! |
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I like watching French dressing. |
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I like watching French undressing even more. |
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