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Sleepy Salad
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Salads, when properly prepared, are crisp, fresh and healthy and so too is the Sleepy Salad.

Shaped like a large bowl, you may climb inside on a warm summers day and nest between huge plush lettuce leaves. Your pillow is an oversized replica of a tomato slice, and depending on your choice of salad - plush olives, foam fetta cheese blocks or soft walnuts tumble about as you drift off in side dish slumber.

Around the outside are small oil burners, where you may burn the dressing of your choice, to fill your delightful new bed with the aromas of your favourite salad.

—benfrost, Apr 16 2005

salad-flower bed http://www.canadian...tpics/pic126498.jpg
[FarmerJohn, Apr 16 2005]

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       I wonder what burning ranch dressing smells like?
—jaksplat, Apr 16 2005
   

       <one giant to another> What's worse than finding a benfrost in your salad....? Finding half a benfrost...
—Fishrat, Apr 16 2005
   

       Strip down to your Cossack boots and act like some Russian dressing.
—FarmerJohn, Apr 16 2005
   

       This would be nice. ALthough what would the neighbors think...
—finrod, Apr 16 2005
   

       What if you were eaten by a giant health nut?
—disbomber, Apr 16 2005
   

       Or spellbound by a giant hex nut.
—FarmerJohn, Apr 16 2005
   

       I cannot stand the smell of French dressing. Nor any dressing for that matter. Yech!
—EvilPickels, Apr 18 2005
   

       I like watching French dressing.
—benfrost, Apr 19 2005
   

       I like watching French undressing even more.
—Cedar Park, Apr 19 2005
   
      
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