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Skip-De-Cone
If you always wanted to do it, lots of other people have, too | |
What's your #1 fantasy when you drive by a Dairy Queen or other soft-serve place? Ha, I knew it: You'd love to go in there sometime when no one was around, put your mouth right under the soft-serve dispenser, turn it on, and fill up like a complete pig. Wouldn't you? Go ahead, try to deny it. That smirk
on your face says otherwise.
This is a terrific idea for a soft-serve place. Not only could everyone carry out their long-time childhood fill-'er-up fantasy, but without all those cones, cups, and toppings to buy, you'd make lots more dough than a normal soft-serve joint.
Some provisions would have to be made for sanitation---e.g., a Star-Trek-type force field extending 1" around the nozzle---but that's just a detail.
(?) Feeder Fiction
http://www.deviantd...es/betsy/betsy.html
...seems to be more about food addiction and fatness than eating ice cream straight from the tap. Oh yeah, and the pcture might just make that ice cream come right back up again. Unless you're into feeder fiction, of course. [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Erotica: Ice Cream Headache
http://www.cleanshe...lley_07.03.02.shtml
On having an orgasm while sucking the ice cream out of a cone. A bit melancholy, I thought. [jutta, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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I once spent a very hot summer working in a fly-speck logging town which had only three restaurants, one of them a Dairy Queen. After working ten hours in the sun, one of my favorite dinners was to purchase a cantaloupe melon at the grocery, take it to the Dairy Queen,and persuade one of the cute counter girls to slice and seed it for me. For a dollar, she would fill both halves with the soft-serve ice cream in lieu of a cone. It was long enough ago and it was a small enough town that this was considered entirely novel dining by the young staff. I can only hope that none of them were sucking straight from the spigot before I got there. |
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Ow ow oww owwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Ice cream headache. |
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Feeder fiction? Ya learn somethin' new every day. |
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And some things you'd prefer not to have found out about in the first place... |
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This has been mooted many times with beer (ususally by Homer Simpson). I think the ice cream thing is more wholesome though, however I may retract my vote after visiting DrCurry's link... |
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Nope, food still down (as is hers it would seem) - so croissant stays. |
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bwv61> This is totally stolen from feeder fiction... |
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Awk! Well, you know what they say: Name the activity, and you can find people on the Net who engage in it for sexual thrills. (The variation I heard was, "Can you find people who have sex with burning goats?" "Sure---what kind of goat?") |
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But anyway, no, no---I did not suggest this as a tool (pardon the expression) for sexual food-addicts. This fantasy began when I was quite young, when my sisters and I would sneak into the kitchen and fill each other's mouths from the aerosol Reddi-Wip can. (Again, no sexual overtones, though I'm sure many of you are already sniggering at this. We were just KIDS. Sheesh.) |
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Ander...Are you some sort of mind reader??? |
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not everyone likes having their entire serving in one mouthful! |
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Hey! So stop with the sex links, eh? Hosers. |
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Since none of the discussions here are PG I'm officially changing the subject. I do like the idea of eating right from the dispenser, but not after someone else. Especially a fat, disgusting, star wars loving, Comic-boy-from-simpsons look-a-like. Think about that one and see if your food's still down. |
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Okay, then just one of these kinds of places, just for me. |
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You could probably supply a washable (or perhaps, disposable) nozzle to go on the mr whippy fill-you-up-to-the-brim machine, or whatever. |
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