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Ever see one of those things at Chuck E. Cheese where you hurl a small heavy ball up a ramp and into a target area comprised of circular walls, each one with a different point value assigned to it inversely proportionate to it's size? Skee ball?
My urinal would be a smaller version of that. Score
would be based on the accuracy of your stream, adjusted for time. Wall-mounted, so if you try and climb onto it in order to cheat like in regular skee ball, it'll crack off the wall.
No one cheats Skee Urinal.
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While we're at it, we might as well have urinal waterwheels that generate part of the electricity it takes to pump the water that flushes them. |
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How about a very lightweight ball that you pee onto, with the goal of using your pee to push the ball into one of the target holes? |
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I recall several years ago reading a men's room sign that said "We aim to please. We ask that you aim, too, please!" |
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there's a lot of urinals over here in Germany with a little fly either painted directly onto the ceramic of the urinal, or modelled onto the mat inside. It is said to strongly increase concentration on aiming. Personally i got bored after the first few visits to the toilet, but if there is something to win in those skeeball games(?)... |
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//Personally i got bored after the first few visits to the toilet//
But you keep going, right? |
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There's no real prize, just the thrill of competion. |
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I see that after much deliberation, I removed my "urine Mill; the yellow water wheel" idea from the halfbakery, as it was enormously redundant. |
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Sadly, this also deleted the links which showed that uric acid can be incorporated into use with batteries to generate electric potential. I suspect that if you just included a few anodes and cathodes in a holding tank, you could generate nearly as much power as the wheel would make, at lower construction and maintenance costs. |
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/(do humans emit methane from that end like cows do?)/ |
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Most methane from cows is emitted from the mouth. |
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Because people tend to think that methane = farts, have a wee snigger, and don't consider the matter any further. |
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<nemesis>notmarkflynn has returned, but in his absense he has only made himself more pathetic and puerile. I laugh in the face of your pathetic idea. Hah hah hah!</nemesis> |
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dbmag9, you are the best nemesis ever. I can always count on you. |
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<nemesis>I know.</nemesis> |
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